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Category Archives: film
Teenage Film Synopses #3
Monday, January 3, 2011
“So, like, this army guy is in his hotel room and he’s totally fucked up and punches the mirror, because he keeps saying, “I miss the jungle… I miss the jungle… I gotta go in the jungle…” while this weird fucking music is playing. Because, I guess, he like lost his friend Charlie there, and […]
Teenage Film Synopses #2
Wednesday, December 29, 2010
So, like, this rich guy really liked his sleigh, and he called it Rosebud, but then he died. And then the movie is about him as a kid who, like, gets adopted by another rich guy, and he grows up and starts a newspaper with his friends. But he’s like a really good guy at […]
Teenage Film Synopses #1
Wednesday, December 29, 2010
Inspired by a comment from Ms. Kathleen Hein. There was like this guy, right? And like his family? And they went to this hotel and it snowed a lot. And then a bunch of ghosts and team mascots were there and he went all crazy and shit and like, totally killed this bald black guy […]
Typewriter Porn
Thursday, September 23, 2010
Jack Torrance’s Adler Universal, The Shining Barton Fink’s Underwood, Barton Fink All the President’s Men His Girl Friday Clark Nova, Naked Lunch
How Do You Like It?
Wednesday, September 22, 2010
I never knew about this until today. Stanley Kubrick and Shelley Duvall shot The Shining’s infamous typewriter scene in several different languages for the international versions. From Wikipedia: For each language, a suitable idiom was used: German (Was du heute kannst besorgen, das verschiebe nicht auf morgen—”Never put off till tomorrow what may be done […]