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Author Archives: Mr. Dan Kelly

Chicago writer interested in many things.

Fuck Comment Spam

I find this with the Yahoogle, and was pleased and delighted! Fascinating most this blog entry! You truly blog with aplomb and high-grade ability to bring these subject to life! Wherever I look I cannot find such matters as clearly enveloped by your writing skills! Though there are problems, and I must disagree with a […]

Him in Me Body Now after Bites

There was a chonklit bunnies, but I ated it with my stomach muscles.

Where West Side Story Meets Dawn of the Dead

Note: I’m currently working on a Gapers Block piece about the Portage Theater and efforts to prevent its purchase by the Chicago Tabernacle Church. Some passages and sentiments may carry over to that article, but the GB article will be more history-heavy. Just FYI. Monday night I attended the Save the Portage Theater rally. Appropriately, […]

Wank Wank Wank

Well, I just got my Nine Sigma Invisible Wolf-Skin Belt in Quality Business Foofaraw. That’s the one that’s so awesome, the minute I tell you about it YOU IMMEDIATELY AND FOOLISHLY BELIEVE IT’S A MEANINGLESS DESIGNATION THAT DOESN’T EXIST. Picture from LIFE.

Now Then… Where Did I Put My Hebrew Keyboard?

Save the Portage Theater!

Attend the public meeting tonight, Monday, March 26,  at 7 p.m. at the Portage Theater, 4050 N Milwaukee. More information at 45th Ward alderman John Arena’s website.

Blogging

I need to keep blogging. It’s as if an occult hand had reached into my brains and extracted the blogging instinct.

Pants

In My Day Kids Just Ran Lemonade Stands

Third Runner-Up for the Stephen Colbert Somewhat-Lookalike Contest

William J. Kelly says vote for him, because NO, YOU DA MAN!