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Author Archives: Mr. Dan Kelly

Chicago writer interested in many things.

Another One Bites the Dust (Hey, Hey!)

Chapter 20 is done. Two left. I WILL finish this damn book(’s first draft) by Saturday.

Andy Have You Heard About This One?

Lord Arioch calls Andrew Breitbart home.

PATHETIC

Trying to finish my novel just so I can get back on Facebook is a fairly sad display of addiction. I predict I’ll finish by Saturday. I finally feel like I’m in a groove brimming with self-confidence, inspiration, and delusions of grandeur. How can I go wrong?

Sad angel wearing long underwear for no particular reason.*

Do my social media friends miss me? I thought what we had was real. * No, really, that was the caption on the Life magazine photo page.

Tidbits

* I’ve dulled my hand at blogging, it seems. Self-exiled from all social media in order to finish my novel and accomplish other tasks, I decided it would be all right to keep “bloggeneringing” because it requires writing that was a bit lengthier, more thoughtful, and challenging. So lengthy, thoughtful, and challenging, my muse treated […]

When Babies Are in Danger!

The Weevac 6!

We Are Awake

We are awake because daughter needed a 11 p.m. feeding and son needed 12:30 a.m. reassuring because his stuffy nose is making it hard to sleep. Also, he required a medicinal snack of club crackers. I hope the crackers do the trick, because this house has been under a fucking plague for what seems like […]

Why…

…are the same people behind everything popular? Did I miss registration day?

Lord Marmalade Pithybottom

Every episode of Downton Abbey starts with a shot of a dog’s butt.

No More Friends

All alone.