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Author Archives: Mr. Dan Kelly

Chicago writer interested in many things.

Photo a Day 2011, #49

Protected: Fatal Doom, Chapter 10

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Halloween Sleeping

DVD Menu Project, Films Watched February 19, 2011

Photo a Day 2011, #48

Ex-snowman

Photo a Day 2011, #46

Zombi.

Photo a Day 2011, #45: Moon moon moon, you’re taking care of me.

Protected: Fatal Doom, Chapter A

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Six Magnificent Classical-Music-Composing Bastards (You’ve Probably Never Heard Of)

Note: If you’re wondering why it looks like a Cracked magazine article, it’s because I pitched it to them first. by Dan Kelly Unless your parents favored tweed suits with elbow patches and made you practice arpeggios eight hours a day, it’s likely your most memorable classical music experience happened when Hans Gruber’s goons cracked […]

Prithee, Attend to My Plea! We Are in Dire Need of Assis… Thunk! Ugh…

The world’s most inefficient warning sign? By the time you finish reading it, a nine-inch icicle might be lodged in your skull.