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Chicago writer interested in many things.

Protected: Earthly Things: Chapters 19–25

Thursday, August 23, 2018

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Protected: In the Shadow of Chief Shooting Star: The Unsung Tootsie Pop Kids

Friday, August 10, 2018

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Protected: Chapter 16 through 18

Wednesday, May 2, 2018

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Protected: Chapter Seven through Fifteen

Wednesday, October 11, 2017

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Protected: Chapter Six

Sunday, October 8, 2017

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Protected: Earthly Things, Chapter 5

Thursday, September 28, 2017

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Protected: Earthly Things, Chapter 4

Monday, September 11, 2017

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Protected: Chapter 3 Earthly Things

Tuesday, September 5, 2017

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Chicagoing Straight to Hell! The Unofficial Secret Insider Guide to Nonexistent Chicago Tours

Friday, July 14, 2017

                          By Dan Kelly Once a tool-making, wheat-stacking, hog-butchering powerhouse, Chicago ditched its filthy work gloves and bloody apron long ago to become a buttoned-down, tie-wearing purveyor of finance, publishing, and tourist delights. Regarding the latter—and despite being regularly stripped for parts by […]

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AWESOME TRAGIC! 86% OF AMERICAN MOMS CRIED LIKE VETERAN PUPPY-BABIES AT THESE VIRAL VIDEOS!

Wednesday, May 3, 2017

HEARTWRENCHING—Racist grandpa gets new glasses, sees people of color as human for first time. DAWWWWWWW! See adorable baby’s first taste of chocolate, bacon grease, and gamma rays. POW! HILARIOUS! Daredevil show-off graduate gets PUNKED as his ass becomes stuck in dead-end job for 10 years! BOOM! WHOOPSY-DOODLE! Bikini-clad car-washing cheerleader had no idea why the […]

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