I wish I knew someone who cared about this shit.
Category: antiques
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I Collect Soda Pop Bottles
My latest acquisitions from a neat little antique store in International Falls, MN. If you weren’t aware that I collected bottles, my criteria are simple.
1. I prefer fired-on labels. But since most modern pops (I’m from the Midwest and Chicago, so I call it “pop”) have paper labels, I’m willing to give a local pop with a paper/printed label a place in my collection if it’s (a) tasty and (b) particularly striking. Mostly, I like the fired-on labels. They just look better. Plastic bottles are anathema to me.
2. Beautiful/interesting/crazy art.
3. Optimistic names, or names that promise health, social status, and happiness.
Maybe I’ll start photographing my entire collection and run it here.
Fun fact: Most antique soda pop bottles are recovered from old privies.