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:-( ? :-)

Wednesday, March 21, 2012

This was not the best of all possible days. But it had its moments.

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No Reward, Other Than the Satisfaction of Doing the Wrong Thing

Thursday, March 15, 2012

I lost my to do list somewhere downtown (I think). Should you find it, please pass it along to me at your earliest convenience. Ignore the items remaining to be checked off, including “Collect basement wives (Asian blondes?)” and “Activate skull-fornicating android army.”

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WHAT.

Monday, March 12, 2012

“You’re pretty tall for an Irishman.” My New Dentist  

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Patent Absurdity #2

Sunday, March 11, 2012

Haven’t come up with a name for this one yet. Maybe I should sell these on Etsy, because I’d really like to see who’d buy something like this.

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PATHETIC

Wednesday, February 29, 2012

Trying to finish my novel just so I can get back on Facebook is a fairly sad display of addiction. I predict I’ll finish by Saturday. I finally feel like I’m in a groove brimming with self-confidence, inspiration, and delusions of grandeur. How can I go wrong?

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Tidbits

Thursday, February 23, 2012

* I’ve dulled my hand at blogging, it seems. Self-exiled from all social media in order to finish my novel and accomplish other tasks, I decided it would be all right to keep “bloggeneringing” because it requires writing that was a bit lengthier, more thoughtful, and challenging. So lengthy, thoughtful, and challenging, my muse treated […]

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We Are Awake

Sunday, February 19, 2012

We are awake because daughter needed a 11 p.m. feeding and son needed 12:30 a.m. reassuring because his stuffy nose is making it hard to sleep. Also, he required a medicinal snack of club crackers. I hope the crackers do the trick, because this house has been under a fucking plague for what seems like […]

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Sickness

Friday, January 27, 2012

Okay, I’ve opened my browser about a dozen times this afternoon, each time wondering what I’m supposed to do next, because my tab buttons are gone for Facebook, Twitter, etc. I AM DISEASED.

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Mr. Dan Kelly’s Pop Bottle Collection

Sunday, January 22, 2012

I collect pop bottles. I can’t recall when I started, but I wouldn’t doubt it happened around Christmastime in 1996. I drove up to Michigan with my girlfriend (now wife) to meet her parents for the first time, and quickly discovered that not much happens in Grand Haven and Muskegon during the winter months (unless […]

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Which Search Queries Bring People to mrdankelly.com? …And Why?

Monday, January 9, 2012
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