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Monthly Archives: March 2012

Warm Weather

Wednesday, March 14, 2012

What is that large, bright, warm, glowing ball in the sky? No, I don’t mean the sun. I mean the one next to it with the angry robots coming out.

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WHAT.

Monday, March 12, 2012

“You’re pretty tall for an Irishman.” My New Dentist  

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Patent Absurdity #2

Sunday, March 11, 2012

Haven’t come up with a name for this one yet. Maybe I should sell these on Etsy, because I’d really like to see who’d buy something like this.

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I Miss Twitter

Wednesday, March 7, 2012

The plural of tortoise is tortellini.

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She Never Realized It

Wednesday, March 7, 2012
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Man of Brains, Man of Beef

Monday, March 5, 2012
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“That Simpson, he thinks he’s the pope of chili town.”—Chief Wiggum

Monday, March 5, 2012

Good gravy. Guess who’s the three-time winner of his company’s chili cook-off? C’est moi. Anyone want the recipe?

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The Proper Preparation of Haint Meat: A Pamphlet for the Edification of the Public

Friday, March 2, 2012

In times of economic distress and great privation, it seems fitting to peruse the afterworld for alternative comestibles. As the price of animalistic meat, by example, becomes more dear, one must seek quasi-organic venues for the basic proteins. But whereas the restrictions of species, edibleness, poisonous issue, extinction, fictionality, taboo, ethos, vainglory, and mobility forbid […]

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Another One Bites the Dust (Hey, Hey!)

Friday, March 2, 2012

Chapter 20 is done. Two left. I WILL finish this damn book(’s first draft) by Saturday.

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Andy Have You Heard About This One?

Thursday, March 1, 2012

Lord Arioch calls Andrew Breitbart home.

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