I’m a copy editor/copywriter for a living, and part of my job involves delivering edicts on our editorial style, establishing standards for how and why we say things in our communications. Got that?

Anyway, a co-worker came over today and asked me, “Dan, do you have any standards?”

“NOOOOOOO!!! ABSOLUTELY NOT!!!” I immediately replied, to the laughter of all around us.

What else could I say? Such opportunities don’t pop up every day.

Author: Mr. Dan Kelly

Chicago writer interested in many things.