I’m a copy editor/copywriter for a living, and part of my job involves delivering edicts on our editorial style, establishing standards for how and why we say things in our communications. Got that?
Anyway, a co-worker came over today and asked me, “Dan, do you have any standards?”
“NOOOOOOO!!! ABSOLUTELY NOT!!!” I immediately replied, to the laughter of all around us.
What else could I say? Such opportunities don’t pop up every day.